How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.