How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !