How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !