How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.