How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.