How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear