How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear