How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear