How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear