What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!