What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.