What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad?

That's methed-up!