What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.