What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Mat

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By the ears...

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Anything you like he can't hear you.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer