What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.