What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !