What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"