What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"