My ears are burning!"
Carpet burn
Arfson
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
In the seedy part of town
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Because they are both tail bearers !