My ears are burning!"
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Coal'd.
You take me for grunted.
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Because he picks his ears!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Because they are both tail bearers !