Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.