Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.