Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !