Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.