What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee