What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."