What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B