What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.