What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.