What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.