What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!