What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Where does the three legged horse live?

The unstable

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.