Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.