Because they never speak up.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tough getting by these days .
Because they can't get past "the wall".
They don't have a say in anything!
Because actions speak louder than words.
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Put on another coat.
Four different answers
Can I take you out
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Punch line in comments)
Their knees! Please comment "No"
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
They both benefit America!
Turn off the lights.
A pot roast.
