Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.