Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.