Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!