What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.