Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!