Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.