What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"