What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored