What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.