What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.