What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.