They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
The registration of the car that ran him over !
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
An untenable situation
A tuna.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
They lock their doors and windows.
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
A key.
They always go to the hanger.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.