What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.