What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.