What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.