What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.