What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Expectorant(/spoiler)

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A zoo-t suit!

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Tresemme 21

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Samurais?

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It was made of pranks.

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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He lost his hearing.

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.