What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.