What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.