What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!