What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe