How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.