Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Two, two, two
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
One..... Or two...
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
