How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.