Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
We may never know the truth.
I don't know but I can look it up for you."
A Peck.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A hug and a little quiche.