What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!