What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.