What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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He is so misunderstood.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking