What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking