What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you