How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.