How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.