How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool