So he can cut corners.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Because he was a car-case.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Ceasar
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!
Shear laziness.
Lucky
Because they are in bread.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees