Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!