Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.