What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.