What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.