What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.