What do you call a man holding a machin...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes