What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful