What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.