Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.