Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!