Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.