Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.