Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette