Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P