Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"