Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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About 10 pounds.

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An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Annette.

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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)