Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals