Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Business kept falling off!

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One stood for something

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1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)