Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.