Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)