Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals