Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)