Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Put it out man!
A man with unfinnished buisness.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
It's two tired.
Because it was all on the house
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
So that they can see the battle.
Raise the urinals
