What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!