What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.