What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate