What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30