What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.