What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer