What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl