What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.