What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Supermarket Jokes More Supermarket Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl