What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!