What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.