What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.