What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing