What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "