What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!