What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places