What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places