Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.