Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Marshall arts.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".