Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.