Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.