Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.