What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.