What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong