What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen