What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong