How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !