How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift