What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.