What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.