What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.