How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded