How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.