How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.