What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled