What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.