What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.