What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.