What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.