What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled