What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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He took stEHreroids

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.