What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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A pair of legs.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.