What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!