What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally