What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.