Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!