Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!