Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.