Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.