Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?