Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.