Long Neck Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.