What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.