What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.