Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.