Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!