Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.