Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52