Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52