Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52