Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE