Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52