Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE