Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.