Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.