Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.