How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.