Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Buock choi
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
A Mellow Yellow
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
I can't bereave it!
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Because there is no point!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Disoriented.