What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.