What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)